do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
