i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Please don't give away my fajitas
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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