he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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