When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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