On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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