You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
tell me about the fingering
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