I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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