he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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