Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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