she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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