I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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