he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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