If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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