Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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