We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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