More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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