it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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