TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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