he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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