why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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