Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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