I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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