mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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