I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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