I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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