Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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