i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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