The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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