So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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