if you like me you must not know who I am
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
