Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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