$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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