i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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