You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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