a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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