I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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