so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I love you.
Bad choice
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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