it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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