I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
and you fell through a lawn chair
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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