My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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