the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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