true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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