in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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