She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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