We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
