You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Randomize
