Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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