I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
well you can't waste a boner
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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