The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
