well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
