So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
