Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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