I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Shame is for Republicans.
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