Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
