hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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