so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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